i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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