Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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