Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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