I'm jealous of your bromance
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Dick very happy bro
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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