I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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