So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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