Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She told me I should be a condom model.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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