just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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