just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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