so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You can't just leave with hair like that
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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