I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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