I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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