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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Update, blind date is cute and fun.

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  Scratch that, blind date just threw up.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.

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• (650): View more from California

  Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.

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• (415): View more from California

  The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.

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