yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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