Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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