Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Randomize
