Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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Goodbee
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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