Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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