had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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