Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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