I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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