Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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