Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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