Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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