The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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