what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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