smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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