Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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