I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Small penises have feelings too.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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