Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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