i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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