So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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