How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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