You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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