Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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