Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
