Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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