two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
third nipple confirmed
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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