no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Randomize
