Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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