I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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