fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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