You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
your like the ambassador to my penis.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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