Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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