The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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