therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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