You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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