whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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