why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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