So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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