Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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