The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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