Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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