Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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